A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation


was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at


the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running


for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to


get away from evil incarnate.




Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat


calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact


that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.




So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"




The man replied, "Yep, sure do."




"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.




"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.




"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.




"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.




"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for


all eternity?" persisted Satan.




"Yep," was the calm reply.




"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.




"Nope," said the old man.




More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"




The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years"

Sounds like some kind of sick endurance test for the guy. lol

I think I'm that man

If that's true then I hope your wife doesn't see this post .

I like Deviled Eggs while listening to Pink Floyd