 Billy Connolly Quotes, Scottish comedian, actor, musician |
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  Jan 27 2008, 11:43 AM
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QUOTE Billy Connolly Quotes http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/c/Billy_Connolly_1.htm
My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo. -------------------- E5200 2.5GHZ, 4GB RAM, 320GB HD, Windows 7 64-bit, avast! V5 beta Free
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Jan 27 2008, 03:37 PM
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QUOTE Billy Connolly Quotes: Two guys are talking and one says to the other: "What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?" The other one says, "I'd sh*g everything that moved...What would you do?" And he says, "I'd stand perfectly still." YoKenny1, this one made my day.  Thanks for the link. 
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Feb 1 2008, 11:31 PM
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Classic Big Yin
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